Just when we had begin a series on the sexiest most fashionable underwear, we were hit by this unexplainable bout of turning toilets into fashion spots. What with all the toilets in the news recently, we decided to bring in toilet papers that would accompany such toilets. If you do not have the electronic toilet, then passing time inside would not be easy. How about grabbing a roll of Sudoku toilet paper or one that talks or those who look fashionably elite in their black and red colors respectively

In the sudoku toilet paper, - not only can you play entire games, but it gets recycled almost immediately (you know how! - dont even think of asking for details). It costs 16$ a roll .

If playing games in the loo is not your style, then how about one that complements the look of the loo - you know that nothing beats the color black in looking fashionable ; so why not have black toilet papers? After all where is it written that they must be white? It costs 15$ and looks smart too.

If not black, then perhaps red? This is the stuff that is being used in the hotels of New York, Madrid, Paris and Milan ; it is called as teh Happy Birthday Toilet Paper (why they named it that, I cant figure for the life of me, but it sure would put Santa in Christmassy spirit if he had to use the toilet after the milk and cookies bit). This one too costs 18$

Finally, the talking toilet paper. If you get too lonely inside and there is no one else to call (provided you have the gross habit of taking your cell phone inside with you) then you can always turn to the talking toilet paper for company. Of course, it will only talk about what you recorded onto it in the first instance, but it does serve to be an excellent reminder for those guests who forget to raise the seat or even worse; flush. Recording is easy and you can change the recorded message indefinately. How about something that goes like "Congratulations! You have won first prize for the heavist load dumped today!". Make yourself scarce when you hear the flush going, its your cue to turn invisible. This one is obviously the priciest of the lot at USD $45

Indeed the twenty first century - we have phones that walk and toilet papers that talk.