Posted by Funkyguy on March 22, 2007 9:59 AM
Yup, the future is here and we do hope for your sake that you are prepared. The industrial revolution brought along with it a host of ailments such as ashthma, breathlessness which became aggravated with the pollution. The technological revolution has now brought upon us, its own version of ailments. A woman has developed allergies to the EMF (magnetic fields) generated by electronic devices such as cell phones, microwaves, computers and even cars which are too smart to be true. It makes her develop a painful skin rash and eyelids to swell to nearly 3 times their size.
The woman has been forced to stay in a emf free house which is painted with a special carbon paint (absorbs stray radiations) and sleep under a special net which further protects her.
Wonder how the husband puts up with a woman and no TV or fridge (hey, that produces a field too, right?) in the same house...
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