Talk about greed. There simply isnt any compassion or empathy in this world, not even for a weary man who would be sleeping peacefully for a few hours in the day when he has graciously forgotten about his outstanding debts and credit card payments. Even the alarm clocks in this god forsaken world are greedy. Or at least the one that I am talking about is. Its a piggy bank alarm clock that wont stop ringing even when you have woken up.

It wants you to feed into its greedy little piggy mouth a few coins to shut up. Nice way of getting some saving done, but make sure you dont gift one to your kids. They might just get the idea that mom / dad will keep paying and set them to go off after every hour or so.

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