Learning to use scissors is just half the job, getting the cut in the straight line that your brain draws using its imagination on the paper and getting the hand eye co-ordination to follow through makes up the other half. Since all things that become simple with time, so has this job. Get a laser scissor which projects onto the paper or any other surface that you have deemed choppable a laser in a straight line. Then simply follow up on the laser and get a perfect cut.

If this product seems too stupidly idiotic to be true, then your guess wasnt too off. Stupidiotic is offering it for 20$