The way Bush is going after 'evil threats' in the world ; yeah didnt you know? someone convinced Mr. President that he is the super hero of this generation and it is his job to go in uninvited to foreign lands and rid them of all evil. Well, so if you believe its going to get this great nation into trouble some day then you would be better off with the NukAlert.

Its a keychain which has been actually tested (just so you know for sure it works) to detect radiation ( from 100 mR/hr to 5,000 R/hr ). The alert would let you save your sorry ass from being cooked if you manage to get out of the area in time.

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