Posted by Funkyguy on May 2, 2007 11:34 PM
Fellow thugs, be warned. The ladies have just armed themselves with covert weapons that hurt, period. Disguised in the form of a pink tampon is this taser device which would mean that the thugs would not be alarmed even if a lady pulls it out in distress. The Pink Stinger as its known as, can dispense up to 50,000 volts of power.
This is easily more than enough to disable the fellow and get some help. Even if not, a person just zapped by that amount of electricity may think thrice before approacing you again. Unless of course he has been preparing himself with special lessons from the Vilcus plug dactyloadapter
'The taser’s glide applicator fits into the palm of your hand comfortable, and is more than ready to discharge itself at a moment’s notice at the touch of a button. A fresh floral scent helps keep it disguised without giving the game away. Under the stun setting, all you need to do is make contact with your target through the two prods, while shooting can be accomplished in taser mode where the couple of extra absorbent cotton tampons equipped with barbed probes are shot up to 14 feet away, disabling your attacker from a safe distance. The taser mode has a maximum target range of 14 feet, but the manufacturer suggests you use it within 7 to 10 feet away.'
Well this one we can swallow, the fashionable pepper sprays were a bit too much
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