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Well I thought it meant supermarket on rails or something initially. But not so. A supermarket in China has really put in rails inside the aisles and customers just need to hitch a ride onto one of the wagons. No more pushing or pulling trolleys which are overloaded. Sounds strange? Looks even stranger, catch the video after the jump

Paris Hilton has had things easy all the time. Or so we have seen in tabloids, newspapers, gossip magazines and of course prime time television. So when she was arrested for drinking and driving and making a fool out of herself, one will stop to wonder – why now? I bring about this doubt, because, our lanky blonde here seems to be attracting more attention behind bars than she would probably have managed Scot free.

First, it was her hot body and her sexy pout. Then it was her steaming scenes with Antonio Banderas. Then it was her helping hands to the under privileged. Then it was her adoptions. Then it was her Tomb Raider persona. Then it was her intimate moments with Brad Pitt. Then it was her not-marrying-but-staying-together-forever status with Pitt. Then it was her fresh adoption plans. And now, it is the issue of her wearing a dress not costly enough to be gracing the red carpet for a movie premiere.

A billion cries of joy across the globe over a subtle, but powerful cat fight. And the spice lies on the fact that this is a one-sided war with the other one too busy whining in a prison cell to retaliate. Jessica Alba has gone ahead to say she does not want to have Paris Hilton being serviced by the same agent. With the Fantastic Four out and no huge competition from Hilton to shade off from, Alba has got her stars smiling hard upon her.

Eva Longoria is getting married to some basketball dude named Tony Parker in France. She is one of them desperate housewives and he is one of them jocks who would be too tall to manage a heavy wallet, so they get together in marital bliss so that he can continue being a dork and she can start helping his finances. Isn’t that what happens, normally, to the jock-pretty lady pair? Like you know, Moose Mason and Midge from the Archie comics?

I loved the Harry Potter books, and am dying to read the last part too. As is billions of people, adults and children alike, world over. I remember the first time the movie came out, how excited we all were. The craze just grew crazier and the fan club just fanned out of control. Now, after four years of Harry having walked into our lives, we are going to witness the fifth part of his adventures fighting off the dark lords and saving the wizard world and muggles (layman human) from the grasp of evil. But looks like the evil may win, after all.

The Spice Girls, ‘em comin back, I say! Most probably. Talks are on and seems like the girls may give it a last chance and, you know, come back to bid adieu. The poor souls may be thinking that the world was crestfallen when they left the face of the media without a word and split to only screw up their lives even more. But, let’s not hamper their spirits and humour them on returning with a bang.

There are doubts that Nicole Richie is pregnant. She was seen having dinner with her boy friend Joel Madden at some jazzy place and onlookers have sworn on their graves that they saw her avoid wine and some had spotted a huge diamond ring on her finger. And the verdict hence says that she is engaged and she is pregnant too. Of course, she doesnt "look" like she is pregnant, as she is as thin as she has always been. They were seen watching every bite of their food and he was seen keeping an extra eye on how and what she was eating.

Filmmakers are feeling it necessary to make a new movie on a comic strip, Diablo. It is supposed to be a dark fantasy themed action game that has supposedly captured the hearts of millions. We can only guess this fact, considering the kind of money that is required to build such a huge motion picture. It is a game of share and care. The comic strip dudes make their comics and the filmmakers make their movies. Similarly the game makers make their games and the filmmakers, make their movies as well.

Angelina Jolie has reason to rejoice. She is going to start speaking to her father, with whom she had a fall off because he told the world that she wasn't too stable, five years ago. If she really didn't have that much money, a pout that is insured for millions and a kick-ass boyfriend from Hollywood boulevard; she would probably have seen what paternal devotion was all about. It seems she thought of 'forgiving' her father because of Brad Pitt being such a family guy and having accepted her and her gang of babies.

Chow Yun-Fat is facing a small problem in China. Seems they cut short a lot of his scenes from The Pirates of the Caribbean saying that they may be "vilifying and defacing the Chinese". I would have thought his name was funny enough to send him off to exile, but what possibly could a movie give ideas to modern day communists? Yun-Fat (sounds close to profanity) does not need to worry much. It isn't like the Chinese are going to be really bothered of seeing an oriental guy when they have an eyeful of Johnny Depp. (Excuse my harshness, but with their eyes, they would ONLY be able to see one guy!).

Movie making is making a mark out of being typical. Various styles, ideas and plots arising. He did it once before showing us the harsh reality of what went behind the destruction of the World Trade Center in Fahrenheit 9/11 and now he is going to show us the sickening reality behind the health care system in the states. His movie, Sicko, will have a few nurses serenade his fans with information on the 'real horrors' of the system. A few hundreds had also joined him at getting the concerned bodies to take notice.

The little brat, Lindsay Lohan, is proving herself fair and square by lashing out at her former bodyguard for spilling her deepest secrets in a new book he is releasing – about her deepest secrets. She posted a note on her MySpace asking fans to send him abuses, also providing his cell phone number on the site. Such is the heights of revenge she has brought upon the guy who went about flapping his lips about her personal life in books to get revenue. He stopped working for her when he couldn't stand her crazy lifestyle anymore.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have got this cloth range called The Row. Yeah, for a pair of anorexic, out-of-job Barbie dolls, this is not something unusual. The idea for the brand name I mean. Could you get any more obvious than calling a clothing line as The Row. You know, row of clothes and all? Ok that is not where this story is going. The main lead is that these girls have finally got their collection made available from London alongside Los Angeles and New York.

Kylie Minogue is throwing a huge party for friends, lovers and some more for having completed twenty long years screeching her throat blue. She is all excited about celebrating this anniversary in Australia, her hometown and the only land to have given her, her due respect and importance. She will be rejoicing her era of being the reigning queen of music with everyone including a list of her old lovers.

Tiger Woods has hit a hole with a new addition to his family; a baby girl on June 18. With super sportsman daddy and super hot ex-model mommy (Elin Nordegren), the little girl has entered into a very comfortable family setting which will soon be ruffled by the shades of stardom. I mean. With sportsman-model union there is always a thrill at keeping posterity running strong and long. All that apart, this is reason to celebrate and Woods seem like any tax paying, God fearing citizen who seems to have earned enough bread and peanut butter for his new and widening family; so here’s wishing him well.

Prince Williams and Prince Harry are probably the most spoken about and publicly adored children in the UK and maybe even the world. Thanks to their mother, late Princess Diana. She has imparted a sort of protective eye over the boys which still lingers over them much after her death. The world may go around slashing her identity, even much after her death, but the boys seem unscarred and ignorant about them. Like any son would for their mother, the boys are now making it a point that the media won’t get along pointing fingers at someone who was literally shred to pieces by the masses.

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Bless the Americans to find a loophole in anything and everything they can lay an eye on. And bless Michael Moore to give a crap about what the Americans do. He will do whatever he wishes and however he wishes even if the entire Bush administration is behind his life or even if a bunch of ignorant nerds keep calling him names all over the internet. The latest issue is that the US government didn’t like the idea of Moore going into Cuban territory to ‘do trade’ and so may put him in jail.

Paris Hilton has got to be the most pathetic example of a starry story turning ugly. After the huge amount of night rash and maniac partying habits, her sudden disclosure in a jail cell has got so many sighs of relief and even more empathetic fan club. The ones who are the most bothered with all this drama are her neighbours who have had it up to the till with all the noise and disturbance that she unwillingly has caused. Seems a few of them are planning of getting her kicked out of their neighbourhood so that they can sleep peacefully; away from maddening paparazzi and crazy choppers scavenging for some glimpse of news from the Hilton residence.

I have always found him extremely annoying and over concerned of acting like a complete jackass which he proves out time and again. He is not funny, his movies are not funny and neither is anything remotely nice or talented in this embarrassment to filmdom. And when such a human being comes out in front and literally yells to our screens that he is also a complete prick to have openly dumped his pregnant fling (Melanie C / Scary spice) and turn over his ugly heels to scram the scene, we are not very surprised as much as we are furious.

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to throw this real fad birthday bash at this real cool nightclub in Los Angeles, Pure. But now she isn’t gonna. Reason is because she is too sick in her head and too wasted in health to muster enough strength and kick start another party. Normally, this condition happens to women who have reached, say 40, and have had a life of eventful partying, enjoyment and the basic socializing. But this bag of bones / insult to youth, has screwed her life up so perfectly, that for her twenty first birthday, all she can do is pray she can manage it to 25.

When I first saw the picture, I stopped sipping my glass of juice. I sat staring at it for more minutes than healthy for a certified heterosexual like myself. I went from top to bottom and scanned every bit of this woman’s body. After seeing all the images, I kept my unfinished glass down and began to sulk. Such was the effect seeing Beyonce Knowles bask in the sun on a yacht somewhere in France wearing a two piece bright yellow bikini that looked like she borrowed from the girl she’s seen playing with, in the pictures.

Michelle Pfeiffer is a very beautiful woman. For some reason, her age never shows in any movie. Which is why I wont be able to give a round figure unless I googled it. And since age isn’t the issue, I am not going to do it. It seems she told in an interview to the Good Housekeeping that she “wasn’t against plastic surgery and that she just disliked bad plastic surgery and an over use of it”. How honest.

Michelle Pfeiffer is a considerate mother. She has announced that henceforth, no nude scenes of hers will go on air until and unless her children (aged 13 and 14) give her the green signal. In other words, she is going to make her children sit and watch her nude shots and allow them to decide if they look alright to go on screen. Baffling and slightly disgusting as it may sound, the actress feels the time is right now that she take suggestions from her grown children on how their mother must behave in front of the billion viewers watching her movies.

The Puss in Boots did more justice to Antonio than his movies does. Almost as good as the drool fest over his posters. And now the man will return once again, behind the scenes to give voice for the cute puss (why does this name sound so vulgar?) in the NEXT of a series of Shrek movie making – Puss’s life history. The first time, it hit the masses hard and good. The second time, it blew off our minds and we couldn’t wait to watch it over and over and over again. Third time, the magic ceased. Shrek kept trying way too hard and he made a complete mess.

Prince Williams is a prince but did you know that he gets a “salary” at the end of every month? From his father, his grandmother, her mother, salary from the British Royal Army that he is a part of and probably just even just for looking so good for the cameras. Now, the latest addition is when he turns 25 on June 21, he will start getting a fair amount from his late mother’s side. Every year he will get like 250,000 to 300,000 pounds. You would think being a prince and all, he would have like rooms filled with gold coins and cash and all, but this is pretty disappointing.

Queen Elizabeth uses the email services sometimes. She dictates what she wants to someone and they type it out and probably sends it and manages it as well. It seems last Christmas she had sent out the draft of her speech which kept advising people to respect elders and gave an insight into the generation gap between the age old and the present generation. She is trying to reach to her young subjects’ minds and heart via the electronic mail.

When the Spice Girls called it the Quits, they went their way to lead solo dry lives. Amongst them a couple got busy nearly quarter of a dozen kids. And now, since they are planning to get back and get the Spice Girls back on track (shouldn't they change it to Spice ladies or spice Ol' ones maybe?), they have been warned not to get pregnant any more. The order came from their former manager, Simon Fuller.

Bruce Willis almost got an eye knocked off by a stunt girl for the shooting of Die Hard part 4. The movie that is set to release soon across theatres around the globe, is the fourth sequel of the mega super duper Die hard series – one of the major movies that Bruce is so well known for (most probably, the only one). The new series, which will show him as an older but still deadly version of his earlier initiatives, is expected to do wonders for the man’s career that is literally dying a hard death.

Everything is finding its way into the fourth, fifth, twelfth, hundredth sequel these days in Hollywood. No stone seems to be left unturned. Fresh ideas are dying, so old ones are aroused with a little bit of polishing. Not one to stay behind, the Star Trek is soon going to make its way to screens by next year. Production would start later this year, once the star cast and other loose ends are fixed. The move would be the eleventh part, supposedly, but they are going to brave this out calling it just – plain old, Star Trek.

It’s not surprise that the Hollywood starry bandwagon earns a lot and are filthy rich. Some much more than the others and some even more than them. Nicolas Cage is proving smart with his earnings by priding over investments of 13 houses across the world. From huge mansions to vast castles, the dude seems to have a hand at a good lot of property that totals a figure of $56 million. Not to mention, the maintenance of each of these shelters, the furniture, the necessities and the requisites.

The entire world is crazy and especially so, the States. It is a wonder how individuals, countries and even continents can go on and on and on about some tall, lanky, slutty blonde who got jailed for misbehaving on the roads. After all the hype and craze finally something very apt for her has sprouted. Play Boy head honcho, Hugh Hefner has an open invitation for Paris to pose for the magazine. Apparently, the only thing stopping her is her mother, Kathy Hilton.

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married. Ok. That’s old news, but there is more to it. They will be getting married in some awesome chateau of sorts in France and they will be honeymooning in Paris. Tony has come out clean with a list of activities planned for their wedding and also has revealed that the whole bit about them ordering a cake worth $11,000 was just a rumour. Well I would like to think so! Desperate Housewives isn’t precisely doing wonders like what a Play Boy magazine does! And neither is a sportsman such as Tony as important that they can afford such huge extravagances! I may just be a completely misjudging, rude and ridiculous human being; but that is just a notion.

The blonde brat has a new problem. The woman refuses to eat anything properly and doctors seem to be a little too concerned about her. I would say let her starve and leave her alone she will walk back like a kitten licking your feet for food in no time. Why would anyone even care whether she eats or doesn’t eat in a prison cell? Not like she went in there to kill some time, she went in there to learn a lesson and nothing is going to change that. My respect for the American bureaucracy has reached such heights, it’s almost overwhelming.

Recently the media declared Nicole Richie pregnant and engaged. Now it is Christina Aguilera who is supposed to be pregnant. In this case, we are atleast aware of her marital status. That would be married – to Jordan Bratman. Stifling a laugh on that surname, observers find it odd that she was seen wearing Polar women’s heart rate watch which would only mean that the woman’s pregnant. The device is to keep a watch on your pulse rate and pressure – both showing symptoms of pregnancy.

Kate Middleton seems to be a likely candidate to follow Diana and come out a princess, after all. She was seen at a ‘naughty party’ with ex-boyfriend Prince Williams. Seems she got dressed to kill and kill she did, his guards of resistance on her. They were all cuddling and cozying up; kissing and dancing – all the regular works that couples normally do. It’s a happy ending after all, let us celebrate! But, oh wait. We ARE talking about the royal family here and there had to be some solid reason to them having broken up at the first go.

How much of a coincidence can it be? Cameron Diaz went to Machu Picchu recently, in Peru. She was holding a bag that was light green and had some Maoist slogans in red painted over it. To her eyes, it must have looked like one of those irrelevant fashion statements that a trend normally makes. But, unlikely. She chose to use this bag for a very inappropriate occasion like using it for a trekking expedition in the very land where Maoists had brought upon a lot of terror, misery and sorrow.

Movies are supposed to be a source of entertainment for people. Be it the fantasy, the horror, the comedy, drama, the thriller, action; anything. The other point is to create awareness. But as is typical in movie scripts, they change it a lot, eventually making it just another piece of entertainment with the mentioned elements. So when we come to hear of old gentlemen wagging a finger at a renowned actor for playing his dead famous father’s role, you tend to sit back and wonder – what the hell is wrong with this man?

Have you noticed how most young boys dress up these days? With their pants hanging on below where their hips end? Dangerously low for a passerby not to turn around and throw looks of disgust at day light strip shows? Well, even some girls do it. It is the in-thing and so it is not a common sight. But When Rihanna does it, the paparazzi needs to pull a shutterbug. She is this famous singer and all, and how can she be going around shopping with friends, showing off her D&G underwear? Such horror tales, these!

And the scumbag is the father after all. Who would have had a doubt? No one. The spineless toad – Eddie Murphy - thought he could get away with acting like the jerk that he is by stranding a woman with an illegitimate son and thinking of getting away with it just because he’s some big, stuck up actor and all. The skunk probably though the world is still back at 1832 when a DNA test was not very effective and truth-telling. Since his little game of hit and run didn’t really work, let us only hope he gets thrown in some dump where he belongs.

(Don’t be too glad, not her clothes!) Paris Hilton has done it again. She will keep doing it until every newspaper has a story of hers till she hits the grave. She is going to reveal all the prison secrets once she gets out of jail. She has reportedly rejected a million dollar for her tales and will instead spray it out for free to Larry King. She is doing it for free to discuss the dark shades of life in prison which is worth a lot more than money can buy.

Harry Potter will have a bunch of young, loud, giggling girls adorn Gryffindor head scarves, support him for the premiere of the new Harry Potter movie – the Order of Phoenix which will release soon. Sassy Tails with Warner Brothers will release a new brand of hair accessories as part of a marketing scheme for the new movie. What started as a fantasy trip inside a child’s imagination has turned out to be the biggest grosser probably after a food supplier in the Second World War.

Expected of a woman who pays more for her breast inflation than the government tax on entertainment, Pamela Anderson is planning to open a chain of strip clubs which is very typically going to call – Lapland. Courtesy, lap dances and the jazz that revolves around strip clubs. The woman was recently in Finland to participate in a music festival. A legend across the world when it comes to passion and lust, she was welcomed with loving arms at her almost-hometown in Helinski.

First it was Angelina reaching out to her father. Now it is Britney Spears reaching out to her mother. What is wrong with everyone? Is that the latest trend – to reach out to your parents? Britney Spears it seems got a little annoyed at her mother for pushing her into a rehabilitation centre. But the mother, Lynne Spears, sighs at her daughter's behaviour being very normal and that the world should not have pointed such ugly fingers on Britney. She says it's a phase that everyone goes through and just because it was a celebrity pop star, it had to be blown out of proportion.

Nicole Kidman has been approached by game kings, Nintendo, to do a campaign on brain teasing. They chose her to do a 60-day brain training programme as part of one of their new releases in the pan-European region. With her inevitable brain capacity and intelligent thought processes seen in her selection of abstract movie scripts, the game makers will come out in flying colours. Millions of people have tested it and now the world will get to see Nicole have an interaction with the Nintendo DS and see how well her brain works.

Girls and boys get very excited when they any kind of attention while young. They like it when the opposite sex flirts with them or drools over them. Normally, women grow out of it, but men still act like boys and that’s where all the problems start. That apart, Daniel Radcliffe is extremely thrilled at the attention he has been receiving from teenage girls. Harry Potter (NOW you know who I am talking about..) while basking in all this glory, has another woman to pacify – his mother; who apparently is a little concerned about her son’s excitement.

If you are a celebrity, and you are reading this, I warn you! Do NOT date a loser. Because if you do, we will bring your reputation down and dig it deeper inside the grave. Like for instance, Jessica Simpson was caught having dinner with childhood friend/convicted actor/Prison Cell actor Lane Garrison. They were seen having lunch together at some Mexican joint and that is an unspeakable crime. How could such a rising star go out with a guy who faces around five years of imprisonment for drunken driving and killing three teenagers?

Cameron has apologized for hurting the sentiments of the Peruvians when she recently wore a bag that a Chinese slogan by communist Mao Zedong. She feels horrible and said she had no clue that it had such horrific past attached. The leader had terrorized the Machu Picchu region a while back and so quite obviously they hate anything Chinese and especially slogans by the man. They wouldn't spare anyone their wrath, even if it means being exhibited by blonde hot shells on mountaineering trips.

Two million dollars for Eva Longoria's wedding photos. No, she isn't going to pay the photographer, she is going to BE PAID by the OK! Magazine. That should cover a good lot of expense for her wedding anyway. She can have her French chateau wedding and maybe even have an option to buy it out. So all the money that they anyway receive from being Desperate or playing a Game, can be put to better use, like say buying a luxury yacht or buying an island or maybe discover another planet and buy it and so on.

And she does it too. Christina Aguilera is waiting for a very good script to act in a movie. After realizing that going dirty and stark naked (ok, almost) didn't do any wonders for her image, she is now out to show the world that that is not the end of her. She can sing, dance, screech and now act like any pop star of her time. Britney did it, why wont she? But she seems to be a little more settled than Spears would have dreamed of being.