Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting married. Ok. That’s old news, but there is more to it. They will be getting married in some awesome chateau of sorts in France and they will be honeymooning in Paris. Tony has come out clean with a list of activities planned for their wedding and also has revealed that the whole bit about them ordering a cake worth $11,000 was just a rumour. Well I would like to think so! Desperate Housewives isn’t precisely doing wonders like what a Play Boy magazine does! And neither is a sportsman such as Tony as important that they can afford such huge extravagances! I may just be a completely misjudging, rude and ridiculous human being; but that is just a notion.

Why else should they have such a problem with such an expensive cake? The cake is not even the issue. The only interesting bite of news for the world for some vague, unreasonable reason seems to be the fact that they are NOT getting an expensive cake. Alright, moving straight along we also know where the wedding will be held and the honeymoon. Great. Now, we would also like to know details like what she’s wearing, where she’s getting them, from whom, what shoes she’s going to wear, where will the bachelor/bachelorette party be, would there be a stripper, would there be an issue with the stripper? So on and so forth. That is what we would REALLY like to know. Oh, another addition is that amongst the guest list is the star cast of Desperate Housewives. So? Oh and also the fact that, Tony’s mentioned a post script that the only problem now, would be the paparazzi. And that should precisely be why he blared out their plans to the world, right? Right! I thought SHE was the actress.

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