Lindsay Lohan was supposed to throw this real fad birthday bash at this real cool nightclub in Los Angeles, Pure. But now she isn’t gonna. Reason is because she is too sick in her head and too wasted in health to muster enough strength and kick start another party. Normally, this condition happens to women who have reached, say 40, and have had a life of eventful partying, enjoyment and the basic socializing. But this bag of bones / insult to youth, has screwed her life up so perfectly, that for her twenty first birthday, all she can do is pray she can manage it to 25.

It’s amusing to see how exciting the lives of these rich, single, young women of Hollywood are these days. Be it Paris or Britney or the Olsen twins or Lindsay, they all seem to have a similar fate at making an extreme fool out of themselves way too early in their lives. No wonder the Yoga gurus do so well in the states. They have such classic examples to provide healing to, it’s almost applaudable. As a child artist she was loved and cuddled. If only the woman could have been a little more careful and a little less arrogant with money, she may have had a chance. For all we care, we get the best gossip and for those not interested in soap operas, amuse themselves with keeping track of the younger losers of Hollywood.

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