(Don’t be too glad, not her clothes!) Paris Hilton has done it again. She will keep doing it until every newspaper has a story of hers till she hits the grave. She is going to reveal all the prison secrets once she gets out of jail. She has reportedly rejected a million dollar for her tales and will instead spray it out for free to Larry King. She is doing it for free to discuss the dark shades of life in prison which is worth a lot more than money can buy.

The way she speaks, it is as if she was thrown into some dungeon with rattle snakes and man-eater wild cats. It is just a prison for crying out loud! How many dark secrets could there be that Hollywood hasn’t already covered? Don’t be surprised if things like her being sexually molested by female inmates is one of the highlights! But that shouldn’t scare her… she has gone about the internet doing kinky stuff with women and posing dangerously semi nude with other dangerously semi nude women! So that can’t be it. Maybe, someone in her cell told her that she does NOT look good. Or even worse! Someone must have appointed a finger at how ridiculous her pet dog looked in her arms in some photos! It’s possible, isn’t it?

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