The entire world is crazy and especially so, the States. It is a wonder how individuals, countries and even continents can go on and on and on about some tall, lanky, slutty blonde who got jailed for misbehaving on the roads. After all the hype and craze finally something very apt for her has sprouted. Play Boy head honcho, Hugh Hefner has an open invitation for Paris to pose for the magazine. Apparently, the only thing stopping her is her mother, Kathy Hilton.

I bet you it’s because Kathy is jealous that in her day, she couldn’t make it in the magazine and now she’s too wrinkled to hope. Why else would she have an issue with her daughter pursuing the perfect career line she could get? Go nude for magazines that help men across the globe in staying single and healthy. Paris might be cursing her luck to be strewn into jail at a time when she is so desperately needed out by all the male population in the world. Imagine her frustration at remaining locked in a cell, locked up for days at end when she should actually be let free and roam the streets of freedom bare and stark naked. In her defense, the blinding blonde would only mutter her “obligation to help the starving world from observing her grace”. Disgraceful – that’s what her existence spells.

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