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Amongst many that believe even Britney’s husband thinks she is mentally unstable. Seems he feels that she is not a responsible mother and someday hopes to get the full custody over their two sons; whom he apparently loves-more-than-his-life. Britney is totally careless or clueless about motherly behaviour and she has also managed to push the one source that would be of help – her mother. Why? Because she goes to see her grandchildren at Kevin’s place.

When see of the kind of technological infrastructure that the world is slowly phasing into, it is no surprise to know of newer gadgets that are being introduced to make lives simpler for humans. But what is surprising is when people who use these gadgets happen to be just the size of a toothpick and those who can’t afford such beauties end up dying of obesity. Like Victoria Beckham (the toothpick) who recently got her wardrobe done up in a super tech way.

A few entries back I was telling you how Kevin Federline thought Britney was mad and how he wanted to keep her away from their kids as much as possible and all. Now we know why. She has chosen her career above her babies. Seems she is going to be a part of the Cindy Lauper tour with a bunch of other artists. Apart from running around nude-within, she has been preparing for this tour pretty seriously.

The Spice Girls are reuniting after a very long gap to sing a vote of thanks to their fans - an international tour that will include 11 concerts across the world. The lesser controversial spices (Mel C, Mel B and Emma Bunton) joined the more controversial ones (Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham) to announce their plans and each looked as though this was their very last resort to make it back to the screens and show the world that they really really really wanna show that they are the stars.

Nicole Richie came up with an excellent point. She doesn’t know why she is really so famous. Neither do we, nor does anyone else. She is just famous because she is the daughter of Lionel Richie and she likes to go out partying a lot as well be seen in really fad events around the star-town. Every small detail about her is covered like she is another Lindsay Lohan or even a Britney Spears. As boring ever as it might be.

Jessica Simpson is launching a range of swimwear and perfume brand. She wants the perfume to be able to speak about her character and also with the swimwear designs. Coincidentally, the range of beach wear will be extremely sexy, two piece and very few one piece designs that speak heavily on the latest trend and fashion. How much fashion can you, seriously, squeeze into a two piece bikini for Pete’s GOODNESS sakes! Whom do these people think they are kidding?

This will be the most hilarious bit of information you would have read this decade. Ex Prime Minister of England, Tony Blair and current Queen of England had a chat and they thought Victoria Beckham should be given the title of an official Lady. They want the world to actually believe that Victoria is not some two dimensional pole stuffed with cotton where necessary, but is indeed a human being and one from the female species.

Paris Hilton can now come next to the likes of legendary characters like J F Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Priestley and so on. She has managed to stay afloat every bit of coverage that there is available on this planet and still manage it more. Then there are some who try to benefit by slashing out at her saying they WON’T give her any coverage. By hook or by crook, the woman is a source of income for a lot of activites in the United States of America; starting from her doorstep.

Britney Spears as her comrade Paris Hilton has been in the news lately for all the wrong reasons. She has got this knack to drag attention even when she honestly does not want to make an effort. But she is making efforts. Like how her hair has grown back and it is suddenly all black. It doesn't seem right, as very recently she was seen going mad and bald. From the pretty-blonde-next-door she has turned into the crazy-young-lunatic-mum with hair that doesn't seem any real for takes.

Angelina Jolie has gained her charitable inspiration from late Princess Diana. She had been to Cambodia for a film sometime back and was shocked at its conditions and then it suddenly struck her that Lady Diana used to do these social welfare activities and she found it very touching. She followed the trade and now she has been hopping nation after nation picking the cutest kid that meet her eye. As if that weren’t enough, she has even gone ahead to produce a baby from the world’s favourite pin-up, Brad Pitt.

Eva Longoria and her fiancé Tony Parker are a very loving couple. So much that they don’t like to be apart a single moment. They have even decided to have their bachelor’s/hen party at one place with no physical boundaries – only principled one. The duo will throw the party in a club in St Tropez where half the club would be filled with her friends and half with his. They might have some sort of a theme maybe, whoever crosses the line will have to strip for the other side.

Something’s wrong with celebrities and moms. They somehow seem to try to squeeze into the frame of their offspring for no apparent reason other than treason! Behaving as normal as any mother would, they are being dragged into controversies because of their starry kids, like Britney for instance. The latest is Brad Pitt’s mother checking in on Jennifer recently; spending two hours chatting up with the star at her residence. What is spicey here, new Mrs Pitt, Angelina, blew her lid off of this little meeting.

As was typical the fairy tale came to an end. The sexagenarian is getting dumped by the tricenarian. With debates still hot on whether Salman Rushdie must receive the knighthood or not taking its rounds around most spoken about discussions, he has had another hit-where-it-hurts instant. His seductress of a wife, Padma Lakshmi, known for her super hot body, dusky complexion and the creative talents in a kitchen with her show the Top Chef, wants to get a divorce.

She learned a heavy lesson while at jail. She had to come out and show that she is a changed person and hence waited for three full days until she went back to partying and having a fun girl's night out at a popular club somewhere where she is still accepted. Paris Hilton has by far come to be the most pathetic example of a human being. Not like she was giving the world a turn-of-the-century news to feed on about how she is planning to change her gypsian ways, but this definitely a new low that she has hit and anymore deeper, she would choke herself to death.

These days you either need a Harvard/Oxford/Stanford education, else you need to be completely diverted into tagging education a waste of time. Rightly said so, because today, if street smart, cunning and calculative, with an added feature of sharpness is what your attitude speaks, then you can sit back, enjoy some heavy potatoes on the couch and count your lucky stars. Bookies – like they are termed, are betting that Prince Williams will get married to Kate Middleton.

She is so pretty, sweet and definitely hot. Why does she get mostly pricks of the lot? Jennifer Aniston has been having one hell of a rough ride with relationships, starting most horridly with Brad Pitt vying for a poutier pair of lips. Now, she was seen with a model dude – Paul Sculfor and he has already shown signs of suffocation with commitment. And as is typical with men, more typically models, he seems to have pissed her off enough to maybe break their little datey affair before it could even begin.

Jessica Alba likes to see naked men. She wouldn't be seen dead naked in any of her films, but she definitely likes seeing the darker sex cloth-less. If she is trying to make a point, it only means, she's the king of the castle and she probably prefers the men on top. During an interview with the GQ magazine she was stated as saying she likes to watch it and she finds nothing wrong in it.

It was long, tiring and a big yawn so far. But somehow everyone's been nibbling on about it for a while. So finally Eva Longoria gets married to her beau, Tony Parker. The pictures will only be available after OK! Plans to release it; what with all the $2million loyalty pack for the couple. Even Tom Cruise didn’t have the kind of publicity that Eva has managed to scoop for herself. So, while waiting for the big pictures and the mega event details, here’s a little bit about what has been in the giving.

Kevin Richardson and wife Kristin announced the birth of their son Mason. You remember him, don’t you? The cute looking dude from the yester-year band - Backstreet Boys? Well, with the Spice Girls in talks about a reunion and with half of Hollywood getting married or engaged or pregnant, this comes as a double celebration, more so because it was near the Independence Day, on July 4.

The Harry Potter’s Order of the Phoenix is set for release very soon and the world awaits in excitement and sleepless nights. As the years pass by, the star cast of the movie seem to grow with the book and it has come to that point where each character represents the respective ones in the book. It was almost as thought they were made for the film and more often than not, the thought seems spooky. Spooky at how strangely similar to the book they seem to be – physically.

The rehab and the jail seem to have come in between their flourishing friendship. The once red paint girls in the town, now they seem to have mellowed to a strange low. Though neither has stopped partying, they have avoided each other’s company very conveniently. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are probably the most spoken about celebrities after Elizabeth Taylor and Elvis Presley. They were seen at some party separately and though word had spread of each other’s presence neither came up to meet the other.

Paris Hilton is a joke everywhere. Nobody takes her seriously. So to prove it Sanrio, Hello Kitty makers, have come up with a new idea of promoting a Kitty with blonde hair and a spooky pooch – just the Paris is seen. The company is going to be making a line of these kitties with accessories and prop along with the kitty. They will have the entire range in the colour pink that speaks accurately about Paris's preference and image.

Movies have always known to be a source of inspiration to anything unjustly done – more so on children. A British kid chooses to make some money on his own after watching the Leonardo DiCaprio movie 'Catch me if you can'. But like it ends in movies too, he gets caught and becomes an international scoop awakening some bored-out-of-wit script writer who then weaves a story idea and makes a blockbuster hit – again… only to further inspire another jobless, protégé to commit the same sins.

You have all heard about the marriage portals sprouting – to 'find that perfect match'! Most of them compare finds with celebrities and star materials. But what if a star herself wants to get into one such weird match-maker portal to get a date for her. Denise Richards is hot, sexy and single with two kids and is desperate to get a date – so much that she has paid some match making agency $50,000 to help get one.

Cameron Diaz has a lot of respect for Fiona. So much that, she even made the filmmakers to edit some parts showing Fiona as a nagging wife because that was being rude and Cameron wouldn't hear of it. No, Fiona is not a dignitary of any sort; she is Shrek's wife in the movie Shrek. That's right, in the animation movie Shrek. Cameron has got a lot of respect for her, what with her being the princess of Far Far away and all.

Harry Potter is going full throttle across the world with fans now begging Rowling to please wake up Harry from the dead; which I bet will happen soon. But is Harry, the sixteen year old wizard (seventeen really), such a naïve, shy thing after all? Apparently not. He is doing a theatre act where he has a heavy, exotic role and he has to have sex with someone on the stage. But Daniel Radcliffe is not counting his blessings because he is not one for pornographic shoots with people staring down his ass while making out with a woman.

Posh is adjusting well in her new home. So much that she has started considering her fellow neighbours considerably and has begun taking the liberty to defend for them. Like when the world’s been growling at the Cruises’ change to scientology and all the crap with it, she has stood up to show her displeasure at their assaults. She is mighty pissed off at everyone who is behind ‘such-a-lovely-couple’ Tom and Katie. She can’t believe anyone could get behind their ass over something as irrelevant as a form of belief.

Many many years ago, Alec Baldwin made some movie and got stuck. He couldn’t complete the mission due to the movie script getting a pathetic slash at being a ridiculous piece of crap. So now, with more issues than many in the film world seem to be facing, the dude’s desperate to get his movie out and rolling. The movie seems to have a few interesting names like Anthony Hopkins and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Both not a very appealing one to the current masses, so the fate of the ill-fated movie is almost a pity.

Very few people think about getting out of the typical hero-kills-villain-sleeps-with-his-wife kind of story lines and making a movie on some real issues in the world. Like our man, Don Cheadle. He may look extremely like a chimp, but the man has talent the size of an ocean. He has announced his interests in doing a movie about the Darfur crisis in Sudan and the number of ‘atrocities’ connected with it. The civil war in the African state has been in the shadows for a while now and maybe it is time that somebody thought to get up and make a movie on it.

First, she is interested in watching naked men, and now Jessica Alba is seen cuddling up with 50 Cents in a restaurant. So much that he dragged her onto stage for a show of his and proclaimed to the world that she is the best actress in Hollywood. Somebody who seemed more interested at staring at random celebrities on the next table, overheard their conversations and ‘felt’ they sounded cozy and very ‘couple-like’. So now, everyone’s assuming they are having something happening between them.

And when people say she is so hot, it burns – it literally does. During a recent show, Beyonce got onto stage and a shower of fireworks filled the stage and while people were craning their necks to see her amidst the glitter, an unexpected terror met them. Some of the fireworks burst out and hurt two people on the front row. They had to be rushed to the hospital, but save for the bruises on their tongues while drooling at her, they are perfectly alright.

When she made racist comments on prime television, a whole country broiled in their seats and spat out fury on her. Possibly even to extents of doing black magic and curses be upon her for having been mean to an Indian and that too on real time. Jade Goody may have had no idea with what, with WHOM, she is messing. The Big B from Britain even had to face the wrath from her own people at being rude to Shilpa Shetty and now she feels she may have been punished – having a miscarriage.

Paris may have been given extra special treatment in the jail and now that is being looked into. She had got a few favours done like get a new jump suit for prison and not the usual recycled one that the lesser mortals in the prison get to wear. She was allowed to have a cellular phone so that she didn't have to wait in lines to talk to her Mommy. She was also let out sooner than safe for such a reckless dimwit.

Brad Pitt is very worried about Angelina's health. Even he has noticed how obscenely thin she has become. She refuses to eat anything and has apparently been on a diet since her pregnancy and eats only grape and water melon. Someone must have said she looked healthy after the pregnancy and celebrities normally read such comments as FAT. Though Pitt thinks her body is like a sculpture and must be preserved, he could not have been joking.

Some weddings are made in heaven and others use money create the effect. In the case of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's recent comical wedding at a French chateau, there was neither. The couple blew up their pre-wedding publicity to such dizzying heights that when the actual wedding took place, it spelt nothing less than disappointment. Reason? They turned out to be a couple of freeloaders in the sakes of celebrity-dom.

David Beckham has launched his new website with a tear splashing letter of introduction. After so many years he has finally realized that some of the hard cash can be put into some good use by making a website. He has probably been shown the big ugly door of tax situation in the US and has succumbed to its effects that he is investing his bucks in more of the mundane luxuries in life.

And they are officially going to be husband and wife. They are also planning to have one more baby biologically and adopt another. But, not until they have signed a $220 million prenuptial agreement. That means come what may they have got to stick by else they lose a lot of money over fighting with each other and paying a lot of lawyers. With all this under consideration, they have decided to get married next April.

Harry Potter is a ravishing rage of greed now. Once a book for the geeky child, now the biggest grosser for people aged up till the dry ages of life. Renowned actress Helena Bonham Carter who plays the character of Bellatrix Lestrange in the new movie – Order of the Phoenix, is all excited about her role; only because J K Rowling had called her and forced her to stay back as she had a huge role in the last book – else she was not really interested in playing such a miniscule role.

A movie is going be made on Playboy and the lead will be played by Leonardo DiCaprio. He will be doing the role of the magazine's founder, Hugh Hefner. When the entire span of biographies have been covered, why stay back of an individual who has helped many a male form on biologically staying fit and fine? The movie will have to be something of a semi-porn storyline but how else could it be explained?

Lindsay Lohan is back to the partying scene and this time she is going to go crazy! Literally, because she will be having some weird gadget stuck around her ankle that will beep its living lights off if she touches alcohol. Getting out of the rehab, this is her first outing to a club and she wants to keep a hold on her wild ways. She is really careful about what she is doing this time because there is news that she is controlling herself away from alcohol by having chocolate chip pancakes.

Emma Watson has come to a point where she can proudly say, ‘I Quit’ and resigns. No, she is not going to do that, but the honest seventeen year old says she’s got enough money to actually resign and live off a life of luxury before she even turns eighteen. Her honesty is a proof to this wonderful kid’s gigantic list of fan followers (made that up). She may have been in the news a little while back for some wrong reasons – like her wanting to look much more busty than she is and her arrogance over being Harry’s best friend and all, but the girl is an adorable bag of bones.

There is no more joy to the eyes are brain than to read a scumbag being slashed by a powerful lady in defense of her fellow mate. Victoria Beckham has made the States her new home but she has been keeping very busy slashing out at the media about more matters than none. After having supported her ‘wonderful friends’ – the Cruises’ on their scientology, she has now openly given a verbal abuse to Eddie Murphy, the spineless prick who made a hit-and-run with her fellow band member and friend, Mel B.

When recently it was said that Paris Hilton’s mother had issues with her doing a shoot for Playboy, it was quite a pleasant read to think the woman actually had some kind of control over her daughter. But, apparently not. The prison term has done nothing but give her a higher stand on popularity and maybe she hasn’t gone back full swing into getting drunk and running over anything yet, but she come out to show that she has not changed one bit of what she was before the jail sentence. Not that she should have, but this is with reference to her braying about how the imprisonment has ‘taught her about life’.

It’s the season of unity and life. While the glossy sheets of Hollywood shine bright in matrimony and child birth, not too far away, in Spain, the royalty is blessed with the twinkling of baby feet. Prince Felipe and his beautiful wife Princess Letizia recently christened their baby daughter Sofia in the gardens of Zarzuela Palace. The god parents are the baby’s maternal grandmother and Prince Konstantine of Bulgaria. The whole thing sounds so much like the castle of Transylvania with the vampires, don’t you think? With their long exotic names?

And finally she has relented and may take up an offer to act in the TV series – Ugly Betty as herself. As there is no heavy acting skills required here and all she has to do is be herself, wear awesome clothes, look like the tiny lamp post, she really should not have much of a problem. They might even be willing to pay her a handsome figure (David seems to be really excited as well) for the effort of walking into the sets and standing like a cold fish like she usually does.

At the first sight it looked like a weird fashion statement, with his weird frills popping off the collars and a smug expression that only looks like he is telling the world – 'yes, my love, I am. A Freak.' Then you look closer and span the entire picture and realize where the thin line of difference stands between the male and female species. Dean McDermont was seen recently dressed in something that wasn't a traditional costume, neither was it a fashion statement. It wasn't even a fancy dress competition. Not even the Ape Men preview.

A little while ago, we mentioned that Nicole Ritchie is pregnant and assumed that she is pregnant with her current boyfriend (whoever he was a month ago). Now, it seems, things may be different. Nobody knows who the father is – not even her. There could be four options because at the time of her getting pregnant there were four men in her life. So until she gets a DNA test done, she is also totally oblivious to who the father of her child is.

It is now official. Paris Hilton is a clueless, stupid woman who has been living on blue matter in her brains and is as intelligent as a stunned pig when you poke it with a feather. She went live on Larry King show and said she votes every year during the presidential elections; without batting an eyelid. Yeah, that could be expected. But did you know, she has claimed that she reads the Bible everyday?

It’s always a trend setter – activities in Hollywood. Each one likes to out do the other and the better one wins. After Madonna raced to catch up with Jolie and go hunting for orphans in the third world countries, little did she realize the kind of responsibility and stakes she will have to deal with. Her husband and she will have to face a marriage inspection by officials from Malawi; where they adopted their son from. The couple is all nervous about being grilled about their wedding. That is strange.

Once Steven Spielberg bought a piece of art. He was happy and boasted his prized possession and basked in its glory… until that dreadful day when a man somewhere in the vicinity went broke and thought of bringing him down (probably not a fan of the his movies). So he gets up and points a finger at Spielberg saying the dude bought stolen art. Then from another end a woman screeches her shock and accuses this broke-guy that he is insulting the director which indirectly is an insult to her; from whom the director had bought the piece of art from.

Honesty is the best policy, we were taught as children but as we grow up and seeing the ways of life and understand how it runs, we sit back to wonder how it is invertly proportional the ratio is. The more honest you are, the less successful you are in life. When Michael Moore makes a movie, he is as honest as a hen laying eggs. Recently, he was questioned about his facts and authenticity of his movie that really pissed him off – to the point where he snarled out a sarcastic lecture to the host of CNN and made his point for no one to mess with him when he brings the ugly truth up in front. Watch to know.

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Pagan worshippers in the UK are learning the tricks of rain dancing and hoping to create miracles happen to defend their principles. A movie promotion act by The Simpson’s movie makers has disrupted peace against the followers when s a huge image of father Simpson was drawn next to the clan’s age-old infertility painting. The job was done using biodegradable paint which will run away with the rains. For reasons inexplicable, they are overlooking the possibility of washing away this obscenity and actually preparing steps for the rain dance.

They hooked up, adopted a few kids, gave birth to one and has even planned a period sometime next year to get married, but there may be a few issues in Brad’s and Angelina’s life that may create havoc in the happy picture. As is typical in any relationship, the woman broke all gats to hell lose when she found out that Brad had a lunch date with his ex-wife and current ‘good friend’ Jennifer Aniston. What made things worse was that he took their baby daughter along as well.

Oh it’s in the news again! A fresh celebrity chic may be pregnant and the chances are a ninety to ten. Ashlee Simpson has been seen roaming the streets rubbing her stomach, avoiding alcohol and softening her eyes at babies. News is that she may be pregnant with Pete Wentz’s child. While sister Jessica is busy dating convicted murderers, lil Ashlee has grown up all of a sudden and has started producing babies. She is only keeping up with time and trends!

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and Victoria Beckham – few of America’s very hot subjects; in matters of presence, gossip and priority. Yes, even Posh Spice ever since she and her family shifted to the States so that her husband can teach Soccer players a lesson or two on playing football the way it should be. Apart from flaunting her immense amount of wealth, including a wardrobe that contains doll dresses she borrowed from toy shops to fill her closet, she has also done a good lot to keep the media at her door steps more frequently than even the likes of Paris may tire of.

It’s not easy to manage an image as a royal blood, a suitable bachelor, an iconic figure and manage them all considerably well and hold up to keep an excellent check on your looks and health. Prince Williams may just be 25 but he has so much going on about him that he has already started to bald and most likely may get the salad-dressing style appearances like his father and grandfather. Prince Williams is balding and this has come out as a national emergency.

When J K Rowling first started to create the magic of Hogwarts and introduced into our dry, sullen lives, the wonders of wizardry and Harry Potter, little would she have had known that years later her last book would become a huge hindrance in a Jewish country over the clash of release date and the Sabbath day. In short, Israeli law makers are going to have to monopolize either their Sabbathical Saturday or the world wide release of the latest Harry Potter book.

Britney Spears is not blonde anymore, she is not making a fool of herself anymore and now is concentrating very hard to get her act up on stage and return to the career she once threw into the bushes to get married and go insane on the streets of LA. She is set to come back with an album and is seriously considering being more attentive of her singing career. She will be hosting a launch event at a club in a casino in LA and she may also be performing for the same.

Yesterday was the worldwide launch of the seventh and last book of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. That is, officially. The book has been leaked over the net prior to the launch date and has aroused a wave of disgust over principled individuals who feel such an atrocious act can only meet the actions of Saddam Hussein. Despite the terrors of book piracy over the internet, the book has been well received by the crowd – kids and adults alike.

At first, it was a pity seeing her all messed up and having to handle a baby of her own; what with the estranged famous, prick of a father Eddie Murphy showed his rear to responsibilities. Now, news is that she has found the love-of-her-life and Mel B is all set to marry film producer Stephen Belafonte. The man has been in 'life' for two months and she can't stop bragging about him and how great he is. It has come to a point where she has also gone ahead to compare the sizes of her present and ex and let everyone know. You know what size I am talking about.

Paris Hilton is always seen around carrying a horribly ugly looking pooch in her hand as a sign of camaraderie. The little frilly fright is almost glued upon the bimbette and she pronounces her immense dumbness holding it tight enough to squeeze the life out of the thing (observe closely, I bet it is actually a dead dog). So, anyway, the woman's smitten by a dog (though this time we side the dog), that she has thought of a fresh strategy to prove what a freak she is.

The world may wag a finger at Britney Spears and her motherly instincts, but not everyone. Pregnant singer, Christina Aguilera is defending the 'crazy' bald woman saying that she is a nice mother and a very sweet person too and that the world shouldn't be judging her by her act of desperation on a few accounts. Right. The next thing would be a cry for charity in the name of all the blondes in LA and some loose jawed politician may also be hallucinated into helping one of them become a probable presidential candidate.

Elton John's going to build a photo gallery near his house and will store around 2,500 priceless collections. He will also have an in-house curator and the gallery is going to have the works of infamous artists. The gallery is a way of showing his ardent interest in arts and photography and with so much money; he had to do something that would help him from the banks from over flowing. It's surprising he has so much when his music sounds very close to noise from a beeper company. But nonetheless, the dude's going to show off his collection and that is final.

Britney Spear's husband, Kevin Federline has reached that point in life where he sat down and did something that he completely new to. He sat and thought (imagine!) and decided he needs to get a job. With his estranged rich wife having left him and thrown two children to look after as well, he is as penniless as an embryo in the womb. He must have done a lot of thinking and finally realized he should give a try at being a DJ for a radio station.

Woe becomes us! There is someone in this world that actually finds Paris Hilton (choke) 'Amazing'! Though it comes from a gay-looking Australian blonde surfer, the very thought is ghastly. It seems they have been spending some quality time together and he feels she's just such a lovely piece of crap that he is all amazed. It is coming only from him, though. The blonde long-legs is least bothered about announcing anything yet.

Some wives can be extremely annoying and nagging. So much that some of them may even make their jobless husbands get on their ass and do WORK. Victoria Beckham is normally self obsessed and more involved in her wardrobe than be bothered about her family. That is what we thought. Apparently, not. Her husband is all blushes about how responsible and passionate she has been at providing the best form of education for her children – to the point she jeopardized Beckham's spare time.

While watching Full House, we could never think of those kids ever growing up and becoming adults and all. But grow they did. Mary-Kate and Ashley turned out to be the best bet winner, growing up to be the Hollywood freako-kids. One name that hadn’t been up and about for a while is, the little blonde kid Stephanie. Jodie Sweetin as she is rightfully called has announced her second wedding recently. How they grow!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are having heavy issues at home. They have been fighting like cats and dogs and nothing seems to be getting calmer or better. The relationship is going into the dumps and this time around, it looks like Pitt may finally be opening his eyes to face the truth. Two extremely hot, good looking and famous people cannot make a good couple. They can adopt a football team, but they cannot supplement their happiness.

It’s a trend in Hollywood to screw up an original by making a billion parts of it. Even worse is when they try to change a cartoon into a movie and screw the entire essence like for instance how they slit off the whole identity of Garfield to name the least. Now, they are turning tables and making a cartoon out of a movie. After the mega super duper success of the Pirates of Caribbean, Disney wants to make a feature on the cool dude pirate, Jack Sparrow.

Some friends are such close buddies, pals, chums that they s tick by each other for life like glue to a wall. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are two such dudes who have been seeing each other rise to success and stardom from a very young age. They had seen the same dreams, dated the same women (I guess?!), signed the same movies and so on. So much that, they both got the same car of their dreams – the Jeep Cherokee after their first movie became a huge hit.

Hillary Swank’s a swell woman. She did such an awesome job in both her movies – Million Dollar Baby and Boys Don’t Cry, that no one would think twice when they say they never really saw her in long hair. Ok, she may have had long ones in the first movie, but the image remains with her short hair, sitting perfectly still on her pretty head. Now, the woman may have been really inspired by it herself, because she is going to cut them off and donate it to female cancer patient.

Now we are definite that Nicole Richie is pregnant because she publicly threw up. She had gone to a pet store in Malibu recently and for some weird reason puked, not all over the place thanks to a store attendant, but into a waste packet. Well, she didn’t get ahead too far trying to hide her little secret did she? And what was she thinking? When the stomach starts to look like a basketball, people would still think she bumped it somewhere hard?

Harry Potter has turned eighteen. Not in the book, in real. Daniel Radcliffe celebrated his eighteenth birthday recently at the park with friends, father and fans. At this tender age he has become the most awed individual in the national, after probably Harry Potter the character. He has had girls fall for him at a glance, he got a hot steamy role on stage for some theatre work and he also got to kiss an orient before he turned of age.

Victoria and David Beckham were invited formally into the land of dreams and hopes and drunk driving and politics by the residents of the city Tom and Katie and Will and Jada Pinkett. They threw this huge party for the couple to welcome them onboard the crazy land cruiser. The major who’s who of Hollywood didn’t appear at the party, but a lot of distinguished guests were invited.

Britney Spears is known to strive for publicity in limits that is even too low for her. She has been seen at the most awkward and vulgar positions at the most unexpected times and that has not dampen her shame one bit. She still continues to act like the crazy freak of a lunatic that she is and will probably continue doing so. Recently, she was seen touching and caressing herself when she arrived for a song shoot really late and was completely drunk.

She tried hard, really hard to stay clear of any trouble and get herself out of rehab. She even to the extent of tying weird metals around her ankles so that she would be monitored while being around alcohol. Nothing worked. She is back in custody and this time they look very serious in sending her back to rehab, with maybe a tight nook around her neck to keep an eye. The chic is a complete waste now and the only thing that can help her out will be a man in her life who does not think she is boring.

This story is going to make you laugh so hard that you will cry for another hour to balance your emotions. Remember how Paris Hilton had made promises about being good once she got out of jail and how we laughed like this then? And even harder when she got out and hit the clubs as an act of practicing what she preached? Well, the latest is that she is going to be doing a good turn for society and she will be helping out at various charities.

She erupted the hard way. She was broke, she wrote a book, it was a hit and now she is richer than the Queen of England. And like all good things, that is also coming to an end. Not her bank balance, just her story. The long, drawled story that brought such magic and life into so many lives has ended with its seventh book that was recently released. Not had she weaved a story for the millions, but she also gave everyone a chance to see them alive with the movies as well. And now, she is sad.

If you have got it, you flaunt it. Some women are blessed with bodies that look carved out of a stone to perfection. Like Mary Louise Parker who was recently seen in an ad for the show Weeds, nude. She had a python around her as the only means of cover. Like an angel from the gardens of Eden, bestowed upon mankind to admire the true nature of his creations. Either all that jazz, or the image has been modified to perfection.

Tara Reid was seen in Dubai recently hanging around at the Mall of Emirates. The country is not known to have had much attraction from the Western glitzy-land so her appearance may seem a little fishy. What is she doing here instead of getting her ass off a seat and finding some good work? When asked, she was quoted as saying she was here to just look around.

There are seven identical look-alikes of each person across the world, we were told as kids. Very rarely do we see such strange resemblances and get all droopy jawed and stare. In some remote land in India, a student named Dhaval Dave looked in the mirror and was taken aback at the similarity. It seemed too close to be true. He looked exactly like Harry Potter. With the same glasses, the same shape, similar nose, eyes, everything; only thing he did not have is the mark on his forehead.

There is something with stars and sportsmen. After Tony Parker took away Eva Longoria in wedded bliss and the Beckhams got comfortable in their new American home, it is now the turn of Hillary Duff to wink and get lucky with a super rich, mega bucks sportsman, Mike Comrie (a hockey player by profession when he isn’t bathing in cash and silks of his rich Brick Warehouse treasures).

Angelina Jolie is very upset about her new film not doing very well at the box office. She was shell shocked that she didn’t get the kind of response that Harry Potter seems to be getting or even the kind that her Tomb Raider did. The story is about Daniel Pearl a journalist who gets killed and how his wife searched for the truth. In short, no magic stuff, no nude shows and nothing that looked interesting or appealing.

Remember there was this hilarious story about Paris? That she was getting into social service and get interested in charity? Well, she had to do that as part of her promise to get out of jail earlier. So she was seen attending a particular charity event and promising big things like touring around the world to help collect more donations and serious stuff like that. Apparently, she was never really involved at the event because she arrived AFTER all the discussions were made and when the whole show was over.

Some controversies never die and some sore stories never heal. O J Simpson has had a favourable luck in roaming around loose but he hasn’t been sitting idle. He wrote a book – If I did it, that hypothesis the entire murder mystery revolving around his murdered ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman. The book was held back by the publishers ten days before the launch date and now Goldman’s family is planning to re-launch the book and perhaps name it ‘Confessions of a Double Murderer’.

Jessica Alba has been acting like the pauper that hit the riches and cursed her rags. Not literally, but after her sudden shot to higher fame with Fantastic Four and a word or two of compliments from rapper 50 Cents, she seems to think a world of herself. She has suddenly started to appear in the news and behave like the star-struck celebrity that many starts to be irate with. Last straw was when she broke up with her boyfriend Cash Warren over the phone and ended two and a half years of togetherness.

The Spice Girls suddenly struck upon technology and now they are offering fans (more like crying out for help, like an SOS or something) an opportunity to see them perform at their cities. The girls have put up an option for fans to vote a favourite city from the online site: www.thespicegirls.com so that they will have an idea where the biggest bunch of losers will crowd up to watch them say thank you and goodbye.

Tom Cruise may have made a lady out of Katie Holmes, but he sure is collecting a pile of enemies for reasons more strong than mere annoyance. Seems he is creating a small bit of unrest in Colorado where he owns a house and since he thinks he is a big shot, smart ass, cool dude kinda guy, he has the rights to storm into their community and take over their only source of entertainment – their movie hall; for private viewing.

Madonna recently blew her temper to sky limits when someone at her husband, Guy Ritchie’s movie sets called their adopted son, David, a ‘lucky bastard’. Apart from the fact that the truth remains, it also hurts. It is no way to walk into someone else’s life and point at their child and call him names; especially not if it’s the son of the hand that feeds you. The woman who made this comment was hence thrown out of her job but not before facing the wrath form the singer and her husband.

When she is fighting a losing war against the law and driving around getting stoned, drunk and crazy, the humourists of Madamme Tussauds got into work and made a wax image of Lindsay Lohan in prison clothes. Normally seen in the camera front as a crazy party chic or one with the most minimal amount of clothes, the black and white suit with its cute cap looked rather amusing. She is the second person to have this done, right on heels with her comrade Paris Hilton who had one done when she was in prison.

And while talking about waxes, our infamous Harry, Daniel Radcliffe has timidly voiced out a small wish that will come at a huge price. He said he wanted a wax model of himself nude - portraying the character from his play, Equus. He was heard saying that he didn’t have extravagant dreams and he was pretty ordinary until he whispered this little wish which will come at a cost of 150,000 pounds.

And here is one invention from an inventor after my own heart. Since its absolutely impossible to get into the thick headed skulls of some smokers who simply dont believe that smoking is bad for them, the doomsday ashtray is a necessity. This gizmo makes it certain that they know and see how long they have left to live. Of course the ashtray is more of a gimmick however it does use a logical sort of sense to calculate the number of days the smoker has left on the planet. It weighs the ash inside it and then produces a figure.

Yeah, I like my sushi as much as the next fish lover ; its certainly healthier then the British version of it (Fish n Chips) and I do like some wasabi to go along. After all as someone who stayed nearly 2 decades in India, the 'hot' cravings have certainly entered my bloodstream so as to speak. But a Wasabi softdrink? and to top that off, one thats curry flavoured as well? Only Japanese innovators would have the guts to try something like this. As for me, before I venture any further opinions; bring it on!

Grandpa tells me that people had their weight in control back in the late 70s because remote controls were not so common then. People still had to get up and flick the television to change the channels. I usually counter that I doubt anyone would have bothered, what with a handful of channels, there probably wasnt any programming that would have you flicking the channels in a night; forget in a minute ; the way we experts have to do channel surfing to ensure we watch two programs simultaneously.

I used to get away with telling friends that when I am busy, dont bother calling me since I never ever answer the phone. They resorted to messaging me. This too I managed to avoid by saying that I missed the message tone and so now a thankless friend sends me this today in my e-mail inbox promising that this is the very gift that shall land in my stocking this Christmas.

Remember my Carpal Tunnel syndrome tagged post, where I cribbed and cursed the lappie keyboard for ensuring that I live with a) either a constant pain in my numb fingers or b) horror of horrors, letting my dedicated readers go without an update. Well turns out there is an option c) update using the magnetic levitation keyboard.

Admit it or not, most of us have a hidden Monica inside of them (refer: Friends). The fastidiously obsessive cleanliness streak which can be sometimes related to personal hygiene. I would be the first to admit that I once or twice , ok it was more than that boiled my toothbrsh to disinfect it after it just dropped on the floor by mistake. Its just that I dont like to think about all the nasty bacteria that would have swarmed onto it in that split second. Its even worse when you have to travel, making sure that its between clean clothes and wrapped properly each time.

Before we go into the usefulness of this next gadget; lets make up a list of all the USB gadgets that you would have seen on Fashionfunky and the countless other blogs that you frequent. There would be USB lights of all sorts including night lamps, USB based music players and radios, fans, cooling and heating devices for drinks, toys of all sorts as well. Seeing how cute and cheap most of them are, and not all can be put onto the ever cluttered desk, the Elecom U2H-FC034S is now ready for introduction. Its a 4 port USB hub with a 1.5 meter long cable from a small and compact body.

Microsoft is back to what they do best, use their immensely powerful financial clout to eat into a share of the competitors pie which namely would be Nintendo. Though how they plan to do it is anybody's guess. Its not just price which is Nintendo's USP albeit it is a powerful motivation, its the extremely different and actually 'fun' gaming gizmo that they come out with such as the Wii and the DS.

The world is certainly ending up in weird places in the name of fashion. It wasnt fashionable to smile, it was fuckin NICE! but now it seems that its fashionable too and with all things fashionable theres a market where a quick buck can be made. So enter the 'Smile Trainer'. It forces your previously no good smile; ADMIT IT , you have no choice, its the billions of advertising which shall convince you that your smile was no good.

Shopping is such a tedious chore, oh the effort of it all. Looking at stuff and then *thinking* if it looks good or not or if the color and shape is the right one. It can get exhausting. Keeping it all in mind, IKEA which needs no introduction in the first world, has opened up a free hostel. Norwegians often treat IKEA like a theme park, coming in from morning and spending the entire day there. In order to keep the footfalls in, and encourage them to stay over for the weekend IKEA decided on opening a free hostel.

How far are you ready to take your Wii craze? To bed would be a great idea, especially for kids who would find it rather difficult to give up their gaming for something so boringly passe such as sleep. The Wiimote pillow is just another encouragement for them to hop into bed early. Me? Nah, I really do prefer some of the other pillows that have been featured here.

Reminds of the Scarlet Pimpernel if you ask me, with all his masked masculinity, the P520 touchscreen handset is even claimed by some to be the much anticipated Armani handset from Samsung. Thats thanks to the protector that comes with the samsung P520, unveiled it looks quite apart. The QVGA touchscreen promises a splendid experience (especially with a nice 2.6" size). Known features include a 3 megapixel camera and built in player for medias such as MP3, AAC and video files. Its not 3G for sure but WiFi is highly probable for a handset of its class.

Today is whining day, especially since my index finger has been giving me so much of trouble lately. I have deduced it to be a case of carpal tunnel syndrome in all my wisdom. Consequently things around here are going to change. Starting with this ruddy keyboard which I believe is the culprit for this mess in the first place. I should go in for the magnetic keyboard or if not then surely the Logitech Wave keyboard. The ergonomic keyboard (this fact I know even the donkey from Shrek could have guessed so its certainly not the reason it made it onto Fashionfunky) has keys that are of varying depths.

Lately, carrying the iPod even on the funkiest of arm bands seems to be so boring. The rather elementary point about fashion my dear readers is that as soon as it percolates to the lowest layer of society (read students; being one myself I can attest that we are the lowest of the lot trodden on by everyone thanks to having no free time and not much cash in hand either) ; that it changes. So no sooner has the iPod armband and all the other funky ways to carry it on yourself become popular, the fashionable elite go out and turn their pooches into iPod carriers silently in the night.

While an out spoken proponent of the anti-smoking brigade, we also know how necessary it is to keep these in the office waiting rooms where smokers may tend to drop in. Or of course you still could be addicted to this very nasty habit. Whatever the case, spare a thought for others and get this ash tray. No it wont make any doomsday calls but it certainly will clear the air of smoke and odours. While I aint sure how good that is for second hand smoking, it certainly wont harm. The charcoal filter inside promises to remove the nasties, mind you. Plus it costs just 17$.

Guys! Look what I just found - they are actually making speed racer into a movie. Now if you did know about it you wisecrack , then you should have posted it to us. For those who did'nt watch this:

Now here’s a story about a man who is a walking example of the rich, pathetic and dramatic Hollywood-arian. Self acclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt was mugged by three women near Bel Air and was stripped off every possession before running off. Well, the only thing they left behind was his car; yes they stripped him off every bit of clothing leaving him naked. What is surprising is that the girls actually left behind his sexy car! Why would they leave that bit of fortune when they took the keys and handcuffed him to the steering?

Told you, there is always a trend following in Tinsel town. One can understand the fashion statements but nowadays it’s a prison sentence. After Paris and Lindsay, their comrade in crime and war of the blondes, Nicole Ritchie has been sentenced to full of FOUR days in jail; probably because of the child that apparently in growing inside her. Pregnant women always get a sympathetic eye and that is a good thing. So, the stars were smiling hard at this lamp post and she got it light.

Jessica Alba is one confused chic. While she gallivants across media wearing almost negligible swim suits and poses almost nude in steamy movies and more, she has made it clear that she would never have sex or go nude on television. It’s a good thing she added the postscript. She was also well-known to have sued Hugh Hefner of Playmate when they featured a picture of hers in a very nudish pose.

The Simpsons movie took all of four years and now the makers are totally paranoid about its piracy. Don’t blame them. Recently they held a press conference for a few journalists so that they could a sneak preview before it hit theatres. Along with Burger King they made an event for the journalists to remember for sometime along history. The movie-men, Fox group, were all paranoid for no real reason.

Britney Spears is a crazy woman who seems to have more issues than Bush has with Iraq. Now, she has gone ahead firing her assistant recently. Seems, she didn’t like the way Shannon Funk (yeah that is actually what she is called) treated her. Britney felt heavy negative vibes from the chic and felt that she must be leaking out bad stories about the singer behind her back and that no woman who must be her assistant, now, can she?

Naomi Watts has been offered the role of death eater witch, Narcissa Malfoy, the mother of bad boy wizard – Draco Malfoy in the next Harry Potter movie. Isn’t she too sweet, simple-looking to be made a bad woman in any movie? Ah well, that is what entertainment and articulate actors are all about I guess. The sixth book has a lot of action and Warner Brothers have already started work on it. With Watt’s entry, the movie is proving how much business it really means.

Eddie Murphy is getting married to ten-month old girl friend, Tracey Edmonds. She has actually overseen his infidel, bastardly ways of creating babies and running away from responsibilities and now they are fixing a date to get married. She is apparently the producer of his new movie and they just needed ten months to decide their lives for eternity under marital bliss. This is an odd case where you are not sure which one to not support

Angelina and Brad are going to run away to some place in Germany where the eyes of the media would not glare at their babies as much. They have been very worried about their personal lives in the past so many days and this is the conclusion they have come to. Such shallow individual Jolie is! I bet you, she is taking the family to Europe to stay away from Jennifer because she is shit scared about Brad going back to her.

While weddings are being planned, being done, children are being made and all, one marriage got held up days before it was supposed to take place. Usher was to get married to girl friend Tameka Foster who is also pregnant with their child. The only difference from this and any other story we have been hearing about nowadays is that, in this one, the girl is at fault. Apparently, the reason may be because he found out that she has a past with a criminal record.

And like all blondes with lots of money and time in hand, Paris Hilton is also launching a new range of her clothing. Now what is special here is, the chic is going to be around to help fans decide what to wear and what not to – be more like her maybe (yeah! Right!!) all at the cost of $100. Only. No, she won’t be keeping any money, all the proceeds will go to a children’s hospital; what with her new craze for being sociable and all.

Victoria Beckham was offered a host job for the show The View. She was considered a good candidate because she has the skills to rub the Hollywood women in the wrong way. Such a lovely thing to do. Now that the bread winner of the family has earned some work for herself, got her kids to a good school and has given her husband a lot of time to play around with marbles and computer games, they seem to have settled in just fine.

Even funny men are allowed to fall in love and marry women half their age and not care a bit about what the world says. Steve Martin married New Yorker journalist, Anne Stringfield with pomp and vigour at a surprise wedding party attended by some of his close friends namely Diane Keaton and Tom Hanks. He is 61, waiting for his new movie – a sequel of Pink Panther to come out and now he is married to a woman he loves. So much joy in this world, its so touching!

Fujitsu has finally brought this mammothic laptop to the US of A. For those of you who need more details as to what exactly this baby had onboard read a 17 inch stunner of a display with options of Blu-Ray plain ol DVD. An Intel Core2 Duo processor makes things easier to process while other technical details include an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 2600 graphics card with 256MB dedicated and up to 256MB shared memory, 2GB of RAM, and a six-cell battery.

It helps to be fashionably elite, no matter what the circumstances. So say if for example a mugger managed to corner you then what would be the correct fashionable response? You could pull out the swarovski pepper spray or rather if you were in the mood for some damage, the delightfully pink taser from C2. With a range of 15 feet and a stunning voltage of 50,000 volts; that goon is going to wish he never woke up this morning.

When Fashionfunky started off as a blog with the aim of reporting about all gadgets that were funky and fashionable, we were often asked if there were any that fit the bill. Products such as the Swarovski encrusted USB sticks and headphones that Philips just released are the ones that are doing the talking for us.

Acer flagged off its latest entree level budget laptop notebooks to the Travelmate series with the Travelmate 2480. The budget 14-inch widescreen system achieves a low price through the inclusion of a newer-generation 1.6GHz Celeron M, 512MB of RAM, and modest storage with a DVD/CD-RW drive and an 80GB hard disk.

Samsung E848, the slimmest handset on the planet has just gone in for a major photo shoot over at JustAMP. I love the design and styling on this baby especially its shiny surface. The heat sensitive key pad is another first from Samsung. The color LCD is 2.2 inches in size and the phone is barely 11 mm in depth.

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Worried about it being too hot or too cold for your poochie coochie? Definitely think about investing in the Komfort Pets Carrier. The krate can cool your pet down or give it some much needed warmth depending on the surrounding temperature. The smallest crate which comes in s asize of 19 inches x 13 inches sets you back by nearly 400$.

The Audi A1 is definitely going to be at the Tokyo Motor show reports the Germancarblog. And whats more, Audi is planning to make it into a speedster version as well just like the audi TT speedster. Whoopie!

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Talk about smart houses. But while we cross the digital divide from 2007 to whenever smart houses are a reality, this retractable doorknob is a better bet. It turns AWOL on intruders and wont let them pick the lock or get in (theres no way to do it except for the owner).

No, no ,no screamed the Ed when I sent this one in for review. 'Its not pimped up at all'. 'But it is', countered I. This digital camera has a built-in PMP. Just like the Teddy bear PMP and the Satnav PMP that we saw today, the Samsung i85 also performs both these functions admirably.

Introducing the Dell Latitude with the Santo Rosa chipset - the Dell Latitude D830. The looks and design remain the same as before, and why not when they seem to be doing the job just as well. Prices are set to begin from USD $900.

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If you saw the Motofone, than you wont need to think how Moto's new entry level handsets look like. They are all based on the same concept and structure. The displays though have changed and there are subtle differences in the features. Read on as Mobilegazette walks you through them.

If the iPhone was said to be the pinnacle of human progress (truly, its not that wonderful and rather than argue with you; I will let Maddox do the talking for me) ; then the PN100 from iRiver tops that. The PN100 brings in a satnav and PMP rolled into one at an affordable price. At around 350 USD, the PN100 which is available only in Japan comes with a 2GB SD card loaded with Japanese maps and 512MB free to add images, music and video in a multitude of formats.

Being in a relationship that is long distance has its high and low points. The high points are when you can get away for a night out with the guys at a moments notice without having to stand someone up or bothering to bring up some valid excuses. The down sides as a guy are of course the no sex issue. I used to think with women its all about the emotions, but Japanese women convinced Joymind (which is the business of producing these nasty goods) differently.

Canadian Gym worlds first to include the Nintendo gaming machine as an exercise machine. Well it wasnt something out of the blue, ever since Nintendo came up with the idea of Wii Fit (due in '08) ; the idea of using a video game to burn calories was already out there. However this gym is taking matters a step further by integrating these consoles in their workout sessions.

Watching movies or any programming simultaneously with others is fun partly because you are doing something together and thats the time when you bond by cracking jokes and passing the popcorn. But inventions such as the personal itheatre which lets each person view and listen to his own choice of entertainment beats the very purpose of getting together. Even worse is this iTheatrev which you can put on and connect to the video iPod for watching your entertainment.

A McLaren Mercedes split? Well lets hope not. But what is ordained shall happen and in a sign of things to come, new plans for cars such as the Mercedes SLR McLaren have been abandoned. Mercedes is now rumored to be concentrating on what is the 'baby SLR'.

Not content with announcing one camera at a time, Samsung in its trademark style has announced the NV series. Sure to cause envy amongst others who dont have them (excuse the poor pun but we have some really breakneck deadlines) ; the NV series consist of the NV8, NV15 and NV20. Earlier others in the NV series like the NV11 have been unveiled.

Talk about burning calories with video games such as the Wii which I shall call as 'movement intensive' and you cant but help agree that its a tad better than the other video games. However its certainly not enough to keep the weight down. So how do you get to making sure that your child or even your own lazy self gets enough exercise? Well for some exercise is boring, the traditional way of imagining themselves to be fit and healthy is not enough motivation. Enter the Gamercize.

While most people progress from Manga to Anime, I took the opposite route. Or is it not as uncommon as I think? In any case, once is enough and those who are hooked onto this addictive form of Japanese story telling will agree with me that its simply great that they will soon be able to read Managa on their iPhones.

Remember the Viva Piñata: Party Animals ? The same game that Microsoft Studios worked on for a really long time since they had extreme expectations from the game for Xbox 360. Well its now headed on to the Wii. Since Microsoft has no stake in the handheld videogaming consoles, they had no qualms of porting it to the DS which continues to sell in record numbers. The game is doing well and Viva Piñata: Party Animals will even be ported onto the PC at a later date.

The latest lappies from Asus are those that are designed by acclaimed designer Giles Deacon. Options available to consumers in this line will depend on their gender. The female version is supposedly more attractive and thus more appealing to female consumers.

The Hummer H4 question has been confirmed by none other than Hummers general mamanger himself. Martin Walsh put rumors to rest once and for all by confirming that Hummer will indeed display the Hummer HX in January in concept form. The baby Hummer will a 2 door , 4 seater with a shorter wheelbase and having a lower height.

PMPs used to be delicate and not particularly noted for their looks. Well no one told Shearer that and they went in to design something form scratch thats as appealing for its looks as much for its features. Yes, I know the referecing to the iPhone cannot be ruled out, but quit looking for it everywhere ok!

Michael from Mobilemag thinks that this is one Samsung that seems to be confused about its origins. Its more Sonyericsson than traditional Samsung. Well I think he is right, but I also think that this seems to be a change for the better. I was getting sick with Samsung getting stuck up on form factors. It was clam shells earlier and later it was sliders. They now seem to be experimenting with everything which is great for the consumer.

Teddy Rooselvelt may not be remembered for the kind of contribution he made to America, but he sure is remembered by millions of kids for giving them their favorite toy - Teddy Bears. Which brings me to the singing teddy bear - the Argos iTeddy. Whats with the 'i' everywhere, Apple can be understood for its fascination but its just every other thing thats gone and got itself an 'i' in it. Smarter than the average teddy bear, iTeddy comes with 512 MB memory a rechargable battery and a SD slot which allows you to expand the memory if need be.

Just what the doctor ordered. As if we guys havent enough on our hands with the pink stuff invading our bedrooms, thanks to the crazy girlfriends who delightly pick up anything thats pink, we now have to protect the ultimate sacrosanct of our borders *shudders* The Car! Ministry of Sound has been crazy enough to spring up on us this pink car audio player.

I am tired of going back and explaining myself each time that there are some weirdo products which are not my figments of imagination. honestly people you would think I would hae something better to do than sit around all day and photoshop something which would give me a decent kick. Now that I think of it, I wonder if I would get paid to do that. Hmmm.

For the really paranoid amongst us, first there was Fingerprint recognition. While I dont think there is any way to get around that kind of security, technology progresses and what we have now is Iris detection systems. Both of these have been around for some time. while fingerprint recognition made it to cell phones more than a year back (in the East of course) ; its now the turn of iris recognition technology.

Wii on crane game? Well its there in Jersey if you dont believe me. So while the rest of the country may shout itself hoarse over the apparent shortage of Wiis not available readily, Jersey residents can take their chances with this sort of game play by just spending 2 bucks for a try.

Remember those precious ol sneakers which mom absolutely put her foot down to throw out. All because of the nasty odour which no matter what refused to go away. And then you never managed to replace those old sneakers perfectly ever. Too bad you did not have the foot odour destroying machine with you at that time.

Now we know why David's so scared of his wife. There were rumours a while ago about him cheating on her with his personal secretary Rebecca Loos (how apt of a name) secretary which was mentioned in an alternative speech on British television by Marge Simpson. That sounded like a jazz, but the point is, he turned down an offer by the makers of the movie for an appearance because of that joke.

Remember those atrocious outfits that the Spice Girls used to wear? Well, for their reunion, things may not look any better because they will have their costumes designed by Donatella Versace. She acted on reflex when she heard her favourite girl band planning on touring about and raised her hands high enough to be noticed. So now, the girls are going to walk on stage adorning the crap the woman is going to design.

And hence ends the reign of the worthless brat that once painted the town almost red by running over innocent people on the roads. The verdict of her new movie is out and it has been declared that she sucks in acting as does in living. Lindsay Lohan might as well retire into the dark forests of the Amazon or maybe go on a hiking trip to the Sahara and just get lost into the wilderness.

Jessica Alba may not be such a shallow person after all. It seems that she called it off with her lover for two and a half years, Cash Warren, because she wanted to get married but he didn't. That is probably why she was seen trying to hit on loser rapper-boy and try to piss off her boyfriend; so that he could feel all envious and win her over by promising to marry her! That's a strategy women normally follow, so why would she stick back?

He looks like a Casanova and has proved that at his age he still is one and nothing was going to stop him romancing girls one tenth his age. James Wood is seeing a girl who looks like a Playboy feature model. It does look like he is desperately trying to look twenty and act like one by going around with a girl who cannot be over 22. What is with old men these days? Can they not stick to someone their own age? Or just wait for their time and leave the youth alone?

Sometimes the most pathetic news makes you smile for reasons that you just can't figure at. Paris Hilton may be in a shit load of trouble because news is that she may be cut off from the huge Hilton Legacy because of her shameless and waywardly behaviour. All that charity she has been doing NOW makes senses, doesn't it? Well, at least someone in her family has some common sense! Her grandfather is the one who is apparently all pissed off and annoyed.