She has crossed all boundaries of freakiness and now I shall declare her a spooky lamp post that got lucky with the best blonde head of Hollywood. Angelina Jolie used to sleep with women. She stopped it because her husband, Brad Pitt, was allergic to watching gay couples make out and he started missing his boyfriends as they had made some undying pact to keep their vulgar pasts where it belonged and live a decent life with their football team.

Ok, that’s an exaggeration. But it seems that she stopped sleeping with women because she one fine day woke up to realize that she loved a man and she didn’t want to make out with women anymore. She had fallen for Brad and she thought ‘ah well! I might as well remain straight’! That is why they have been having so many troubles and fights at home these days. Now it all becomes so clear! She isn’t jealous of Jennifer; she is jealous of BRAD PITT! Of course! She wanted to get lucky with Aniston but she couldn’t handle the fact that Brad’s ex-wife wasn’t gay. Where are the script writers when you really need them!?

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