For too long my girl has had to put up with my adulations with the beer belly. While earlier she would just tease me that my gut would soon emulate the beer belly ; my burps and gleeful rejoicing whenever someone asked about it made sure that she soon tired of it. But never in my wildest dreams did I once imagine that there would be a product to make me repent.

But not quite. While she has had her fun with the beer bra, I think I am going to add a couple of nozzles to the boobs, where the almighty rightfully intended them and then drink my fill. Thus the beer bra shall become but a complement to my beer belly. Muahahahaha, someone care to take me on a beer binge? Get it from firebox (40 USD)

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