In order to make sure that your significant half wiper his or her bum the romantic way this Valentines Day, we bring to you the Valentine day toilet paper card.

Contains one roll of soft, white, jumbo Charmin toilet paper along with this poem stuck on it. Though if you really are planning to give this, then either your relationship is way too cool (tell me how you do it); or you should start looking for a counsellor if you are even thinking of staying.

The poem says:

Happy Valentines Day!

I couldnt buy you diamonds,
And mere chocolates wouldn’t do...

Id buy a roll of tissue paper,
To wipe your pretty bum!

Its gonna set you back by USD $14