Posted by Funkyguy on May 28, 2008 8:05 AM
Have you ever meandered around lookng for a parking space while the SOB with his huge SUV took up two parking spaces even when he could have fit it in one. Or the the lady with absolutely no idea of what those funny white lines were for put her sorry ass of a car in two spaces and wandered off for the next few hours in the mall; all while you just needed to park for a couple of minutes and get that must need now thing.

Of course it must have happened to you. Its happened to all of us leaving us wondering how these people got their licenses in the first place.
Since you must also have wondered why the world isnt a fair place, I am here to reassure you that justice exists. And its the kind of justice that you and I would enjoy to see being handed out. Here is a real life letter written to a person who had parked in this manner. The following transcript should help if the image is not very clear.
Dear person,
I'm sorry I put a dent in your car. I didn't want to, but I did when I tried to park next to you. I am not leaving my information because you chose to use two spaces and I just wanted to park in one. The scratches are because I used a towel that had sand on it to try to clean the dent/paint off. Beaches are fun.
Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them, remember not to park in two spaces.
Sorry!!!



