No you cant be serious. But I am. After all if there are those fun looking vibrating bullets for the females, then why should the males be left behing in seeking pleasure as they go about doing whatever they do. The penis massage pants have a variety of settings. They work for upto twenty minutes at a time and then the batteries require recharging.
If you must buy them then I suggest you wait until some retailer has guts enough to buy the minimum required lot of 500. If you cant wait then goon, buy them in wholesale.