Times like these, I feel I need a female blogger on the payroll. There would be a fine line between my disgusting jokes which women would actually find funny and which they would find offensive. Somehow, I think I wouldnt know where to tread while a female blogger just would. So without any more ado, presenting the tampon taser. And oh yeah, its in pink.
Its not really a Tampon of course, its just disguised as one. You know, so if the baddies decide to search your purse first , they wont even touch it. Or maybe it just disguises well enough with the rest of the pink things inside. I just hope its not fitting in too well or else you may not find it when its really needed.
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips. Because it is an advanced stun gun, you do have the option of stun capabilities with a simple click of a switch. In the Stun setting, you need only make contact with intended target via the 2 prods for an effective toxic shock rendering the victim disoriented, demoralized and embarrassed .
When shooting in Zap mode, 2 extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 ft. of wire are expelled and propelled by compressed nitrogen. Electric current then passes to the body, where the probes attach to the clothing or bare skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation.