Its that part of the dark side which has always beckoned to you in your dreams. Just to make your life the living nightmare that it really is, you could get one of these Darth Vader USB Hubs and either continue with the torment even in your waking hours or simply give in and admit that you belong to that part of the force.

For his part, Vader shall constantly remind you by moving and breathing whenever you connect a USB thingy to him. Even if not, every three minutes he shall check his surroundings and say You underestimate the power of the Dark Side .

Retails for USD $95.99 .