If it were upto me, I would probably build myself a money bin much like Uncle Scrooge and make sure that my hard earned wealth (how much ever it may be) remains under my own lock and key. It would certainly not be with some bank that would decide to shut shop one fine day leaving me to run around the Feds for money that is now being used to pay billions in retirement to keep the Bank chairman in comfort while I starve.

Since I definitely cannot afford either the a) Land to build the money bin nor the b) Money bin itself ; lets just stick to the age old tried and true method of storing the valuables under the pillow. Of course its no ordinary pillow, but a Safe Pillow which ensures that theres absolutely no way that anyone is getting their hands on your dough.

The SAFE-T is available now as a $399 option for Hollandia Internationals Platinum Luxe beds. No idea as to how comfortable those American dollars are going to be ; but if the currency goes into freefall once again - then the resulting soft currency may be comfortable to sleep on , but you might just have lost your sleep by then.

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